I don't like tuesday's.
At all!

We only have one class the whole day, which starts at 8.45 and of course it is obligatory to show up!
The only thing that makes me happy on tuesday's is that it isn't dark anymore when I wake up at 7.00.
Thumbs up!

Last week it was spring. Almost.
And now winter is back again.
- 7 degrees and I'm just waiting for the snow to show up!
Ah well, it is sunshine and nice, but the sun is fooling you. At least me.
Cause for me sun=warm=spring/summer. Especially if it isn't any snow on the ground.
So, I underdress which results in that I'll freeze my butt off.
Not cool!

Today on the agenda is STARBUCKS!! :D Yum!
Been ages ago (okay months ago) since I was there.
But it is expensive coffee because we need to go "all the way" to Utrecht and back just to drink coffee!
Is it worth it??
Hell yeah!

More on the agenda then...

Drive some motorbike despite the minus degrees and tonight PARTY!! :) And today the camera will be my best friend! ;)

Bai

This is how happy I am when I drink coffee! (Y)

When I'm bored and I read everyones status updates and pressed "like" on 50 of them on facebook, I usually just click around on the Internet to see if I can find something funny or entertaining.

By accident I found some really....,yeah what shall I say,...different photos made by a really provocative photographer called Terry Richardson.
He is mostly famous for deep and slightly different phots made for the biggest fashion magazines and chains. For example Vouge and H&M.

But if you check out his portfolio you will notice that almost all of his pictures are NOT suitable for a H&M catalouge or a cover page on Elle.
Most of his pictures are surrounded with sex going towards porn!
I like it!  I find it so different from any other, and if you are familiar with Dave LaChapelle you'll problebly notice some influences in Terry's work too.

Just a warning!!
Do not google Terry Richardson when at work/school.  Hahaha, it's not a challange!! ;)

Here are some of the "nicer" and "neater" pictures taken by Terry!

Enjoy! ;)

Thursday again.
The weeks is coming to it's end, and all I can say is: what the fuck happened this week?
It feels like I've been in a cloud and I have no idea when (or if ) I'll ever get down again?!

Now you probebly think that I smoked too much of something, but NO!
Just a messed up week, that's all.

Don't have any funny pictures to put up, which is too bad.
Had a "party" yesterday with Eelke, Sven and Mereltje but I didn't bring my camera.
(Which I now think is a good idea thinking about how the party was ;)

I have another thing to put up though...a really funny clip, or trailer more or less, from a short-movie.
Watch it and weap, cause that's exactly what I did.
Tears was coming down my cheeks, it's hilarious. But I do have a dry humor though...
(Knock Knock...Woho) Sorry, internal joke! :)

And BTW, yes I just learned how to put on youtube clips on this blog, that's why I am showing off!!

Over and out!!

Valentines day huh?!
I'm not going to dedicate this post to Valentine. Why not? Because!

Instead I'm going to talk about something slighltly more interesting (I think).

Boobies!!

And why is that? Because!

Take a look at this picture, for just a second, then close your eyes and try remember what haircolor she has...

Okay, not that hard. But...your eyes (or at least mine) are kind of glued somewhere else. :|

 

How easy isn't it for people with big boobs? All they need is a deep neckline and no one cares how they look in their face.

People with small boobies, on the other hand, need to look good in their face, hair, clothes you name it, to get some attention! (Like me)

 

Do an experiment. Search on google.com for "most attractive women" and these pics will show up. Yeah, they are attractive, about 20 cm below their chin!!

If you have big boobs, you don't have to care so much if your lipstick look alright, or if your hair is ok. A deep neckline is all you need! GZ.

But for (us) small boobed people we need to care a little bit more. >.< (If you think that I am writing this post because I am jealous, you're damn right)

Don't you think that these women cared a little bit more about their face, hair, dress etc etc? Or is it just me?

Hm? One good thing by having small boobs (a.k.a mosquito bites) is that we can wear very deep necklined clothes, without looking like porno stars. Hurray!! >.<

Conclusion; Small boobs are ok, (if all your bra's are in the laundry) but big boobs are both sexy AND practical!

 

 

What a coincidence!

A couple of days ago I asked a friend, "It was long time ago Lady Gaga came out with something new, did she stop doing music or what?!"
And now her new single is out!
Did she hear me?? :|

Ah well, I listened to it, aaaand.....Mjaa...Not as good as previous songs, but...I'm waiting for more singles to be launched!
Lady Gaga, in my heart. (And on my wall!)

Haha, I also found a nice little video on my computer. Hahahaha...
It is some idiot (me) with too much wodka in her blood, doing a rip-off on a Lady Gaga song!! Mohaha

Post it??
Njaa...(njaa= no + yes in swedish)

I'll think I skip it, cause I've learned that EVERYONE in the whole world has access to my blog!!
(Like I didn't know that already >.<)

So, instead of my own little home-made, crack video, I'll give you the new single of Lady Gaga.
Enjoy!!

Had a really exciting (or how you spell it) class today.
We learned how to write a blog. Period.
We even got homework....write a blog post about anything you want and don't be afraid to use humor or irony.
Ha!
This whole blog is a big joke ;)
Hehe...

Now for something completly different....or?!

I just wanted to do something, that is why I'm writing another blog post, haha. Friday entertainment!!
So, here is a videoclip from one of the best songs right now...

I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it. Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it..

It's not good. It's the worst decision I've ever made.
But it is the right one. Or is it?
Only one thing can cure me now (Lambrousco) and some Håkan Hellström (Swedish though)

In swedish the word "love" means "kärlek" which directly translated is "love-game".
But love is definetly NOT a game.
Or I am just a bad loser....;)

Here are some pictures taken wednesday, or sorry I mean "Lambrousco Night". :)

I am a game apparently.
Went to class today (oh yes I did ;D ) and when I entered the room Sven and Eelke said that they bet on me, if I would show up or not.
Both lost because they both thought I wouldn't.
But now I'm here to stay ;) (For a day or so)

No, seriously. This week didn't start too well in apperence in classes but I still have 2 more days to compensate.
But, today I am happy, because the sun is shining and it is spring in the air. (Just ask Sven)
About spring....

Is this it now? Is this nice weather here to stay the whole spring, or is it going to get colder??
It's only february and I am already tired of all the spring feelings, haha.
I can't have a "normal" conversation without spring feelings bubbles up and turn my words into something dirty.
(And OH NO I am not dirty)
And I am not the one who turn my own words into dirty stuff, it is other people who get me wrong ;) Hahah

"I don't have so much space in my mouth so not much fit, but I do have a lot of holes". Quoted from myself talking about TEETH, teeth people!! ;)
How is that dirty?? ;)
Mohahaha

Wednesday today and lambrousco (or how the f*** you spell it) night!!
The only red wine I can stand, almost!

Well, maybe take some pictures tonight but I look like crap so I spare myself from full frontals. ;)

Bai

Crazy weekend (or btw crazy week)

Quick summary:

Friday- Irish pub! Was too tired for party so were home early and not hangover for once.

Saturday- Went to V-veld, drove some motorbike. Way too windy for little me, hahah. And I am still scared of myself on the bike, so better do it on an un-windy day, hehe!
Birthday party for Claudia who got a little bit older ;) Pre-drinking and after that, PART-A in town. :D FUN!
Had a little bit too much wine (as usual) so the last part of the night went down pretty quick.

God, I really have nothing to talk about, so I let the pictures talk instead. Hahahah

Bai

Friday = hangover!!

Jeez...yesterday I decided to have a glass of wine with my buddies, nice nice.
But...it turned out that they weren't satisfied with just one glass so we ended up at Plaza, and one glass of wine became a lot of beer (!) and lots of wine.
Gaah...

I told my self that I would be sharp and on time 8.45 this morning at school. Hahaha....
Woke up of a phone call at 10.00, doh!! >.<

This week I've been a bad bad girl.
Note to my self: GO TO SCHOOL NEXT WEEK, period.

I regret that I did not bring the camera last night, as usual, but tomorrow he is coming with me! ;)

Had a fight yesterday  with my landlord ( I don't even know if he is worth to be called "lord")
In sweden we never fight, and if it against all odds would happen it doesn't sound that hard.
But when dutch people are angry.....Crazy!!!
It already sounds hard when dutch people call each other "sweetie", and my landlord did definitely NOT call me sweet things....>.<

So, it ended up that I was yelling in swedish (which sounds like singing) and he screamed something in dutch!! (Y)
Great!

End of story, and I think I am going back to bed! ;)

Bai
(Pictures from our presentation, two weeks ago)

This is one of the happier days of this year!! :)

First of all : I PASSED MY MOTORBIKE EXAM!!! :D :D Bye old bike, and hello MOTORBIKE!! Hell yeah...

Secondly: I noticed that it actually does pay off to go to the gym!! (Y)

Thirdly:  I found a lost playcard, so now I can do my notorious card tricks again :D

Good day, so far! Hope that my exchange students will answer my mail and get wasted together with me, to celebrate! :) Hahahah

Hm..I have nothing more to say except I DID IT! So, now I'll stop bragging about it!

Bai

Okay, this is me trying to do a "happy-face" with the flash on! Grrrreat!